The Amazing Adventures of the Freak & Creep Association - Chapter #0001

[Deathtanz Mantisk]

Deo gave a short, quick clap to both what he saw and what had just happened. He pretended to be very amused when he spoke: "Absolutely brilliant, madame. Mind explaining what was with the sudden assault of both your crewmate and some people you had yet to even meet?" Lauren grunted at him, replying hastly: "Bah. I spent all morning on this damn sweet pudding, and then when I get here THIS is what I see!" She pointed at Salkut and Denim, who were giggling like little kids while shoving the honey into their mouths. Lauren continued complaining: "Some freaking imbecil comes here and starts spreading around his retard-juices all over the deck! Now all that work-"

Deo had had enough, turning away while shouting: "BOOOOOOOOOORING!" Lauren replied by getting up and chasing him around the ship while shouting profainity (OOC: sp?) at him. Eventually she stopped next to Jasper, giving an annoyed look at him before performing a hasty bow, while quietly stating: "Thanks, I guess... Not bad for a random rodent."

[New Dawn]

Jasper looked like he was about to start yelling at Lauren at the top of his lungs, but then he took a breath and simply said. "Ah, whatever. It wasn't that big of a deal anyway, plus, you took care of the honey idiots over there. Jeez I hate honey. Well, I think that I'm going to take a nap. Someone wake me when... something happens." With that we walked over to a spot that had managed to be saved from the raining honey, and laid down.

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OOC: In order to make the distances between islands appear longer, let us skip another day! :p

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Nothing much happened for the rest of the day. A sea king attacked the ship once, but was beaten by Seishin in his sleep. Salkut, Deo and Denim consumed immense amounts of honey from the deck - since they wanted to eat it fast for it'd get bad the next day - and all felt sick for the rest of the evening. The Bee-Rates used some drifting planks to make their way to some island, surviving. After finding their capt- err, queen, they all vowed to return stronger than ever and claim revenge.

The next day approached. No attacks this morning. That is, until about 12pm when Jerko noticed several ships in the distance, heading their way. He proceeded to go tell Mantis, who proceeded to go wake up everyone.

[New Dawn]

Jasper woke up and was completely dazed, saying some rubbish about flying hats a purple pigs. He stared at the ships but couldn't really see anything, so he just decided to wait untill they got closer or were given an order by Salkut.

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Salkut kicked the mast to try and wake Seishin up as he got to the deck. His stomach still hurt real bad and he felt like some cat had been urinating in his mouth all night long.

"Pray. They don't look like marine ships... Or pirate ships for that matter." Mantis stated. Denim pulled out a binocular, getting a closer look. He nodded, looking at the people aboard: "There's women and children as well. Perhaps they're just ships for carrying people from one island to another." Salkut raised a fist up high, proudly claiming: "Aaaaand as pirates I believe we should raid thoooose ships, no?!" Denim put the binocular down, shaking his head before replying: "They're all wearing rags and the ships look like crap. Doubt it's really worth the effort."

Salkut sighed in a disappointed manner, walking to the side of the ship and leaning to it while waiting for them to get nearer. He sounded a bit bored as he spoke now: "Let's just ask them whaaaat's going on when they get to us, theeen..."

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OOC: The Roid Industries arc coming up! Woo! I say start calling which of the big guys you'd want to fight.

I'll say Salkut VS Lemmy, thank you very much. :X

[New Dawn]

Jasper looked a little disapointed at not getting to raid the ship, but agreed that they probably wouldn't be worth the time and effort. So he just stood waiting for the boats to get closer so that they could find out what is going on. In the mean time he began walking toward the kitchen to get something to eat.
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OCC: I guess I'll take Barry. Springs vs. Swords.

[Suiken no Hatori]

Sanada saw the Pirate ship in the distance.
He, as captain of this camouflaged pirate ship, had never seen that Pirate flag of that ship before, but they were quite far in the grand line, and not just anybody would be able to survive that.
Besides, he didn't feel much for attacking and robbing fellow pirates.
"Okay guys, we'll just skip that ship."

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Some of the ships passed by, while one of them stopped next to the ship of the Association. Salkut waved at them, but before he could start, Denim claimed the conversation rights, shouting first: "Hey there, lads! What's with the pack of ships heading the wrong way?" Some random people came to the side of the ship, looking up - due to the Association's ship being slightly larger. One of them, who possessed an immensively large jaw and mustache tied under it as a ponytail would be, replied: "Kaaa~! We're fleeing! The following islands have been infected~Ba!"

Salkut began to do quick spirals around his ear with his index finger while giggling to Deo. Deo giggled back at him, while whispering something so quietly that even Salkut couldn't hear it. He laughed back anyway. Denim snarled at the two before shouting back at the other ship: "Infected, you say? What's that supposed to mean?" The mustache guy's mustache seemed to twitch a bit, as he blinked a couple of times before replying: "Kaaa~! You know...! Infected! Junk and garbage everywhere! The Roid Industries~Ba!"

Denim raised an eyebrow, continuing his questioning marathon: "The what industries?" The mustache guy's mustache continued twitching as he blinked repeadetly once again. The guy next to him - that being a fat fellow with a huge nosering - whispered something to him. Both laughed. The mustache guy turned to look at Denim again, responding now: "Kaaa~! Why don't you go see yourself! It's a one way trip, thought~Ba!"

With that, their ship proceeded to move to catch up with the others. Denim looked utterly puzzled. Salkut and Deo continued tittering while mumbling something about 'mustache' and 'kaaa-ba/baa-ka'.

[Suiken no Hatori]

Sanada could pick up a few lines from the conversation, enough to know that those people didn't know much about the things going on around here. Not that it mattered. Few did.
The roid industries. Nobody knew very much about them, but certain was that they looked like kids, but could power out a grown-up with ease. And for some reason they're infecting all the islands they come across.
Sanada concealed his hammers while passing by. Those pirates didn't have to know. He would follow them. To see what they're up to. And maybe he would get the chance to see the roid industries getting beaten. He couldn't do much as a one-man-army. They're just too strong for that.

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Denim sighed in a tired manner before speaking: "Sounds like something fishy is going o-" Salkut interrupted him loudly, pointing to the distance while shouting: "Whoooo cares! Onwards! We'll kick our asses through whateeever awaits out there!" Denim smacked his head, grunting at him while complaining: "That's the direction where we were coming from. And I'll repeat it once more - that's now how it's said." Salkut nodded, still pointing away.

Lauren proudly kicked the door open, carrying some slightly bent pot while broadcasting: "Nourishment time! Lunch or whatever time it's supposed to be now!"