The Amazing Adventures of the Freak & Creep Association - Chapter #0001

[Deathtanz Mantisk]

OOC: Actually, as stated before, we shouldn't be able to see too far due to the huge, thick layer of mist surrounding us. I mean, we couldn't even follow a straight line of pipes for crying out loud! I'd say visibility as of currently is some five meters past the ship, if even that much. >.<

[Shadowing]

Seishin suddenly signaled a direction and spoke up merrily: ''That way I sensed a humanoid. It may not be the island with the four kiddo's, but perhaps someone on that island could be useful to us and with a bit of luck we'd be able to get a new log pose!''

[Deathtanz Mantisk]

"But I pooointed this way!" Salkut protested, looking slightly agitated already. Denim mumbled something to the ship, which quickly began turning to the direction which Seishin had pointed at. Salkut kept protesting loudly, which was interrupted soon enough by the pack of Mantis, Deo and Denim, who stood next to one another with their arms crossed. Mantis started off: "Pray. I suppose we'd rather trust on his word than that of yours." Denim added: "True. From what I've seen you're as competent in deciding over things as my left shoelace." Denim concluded: "And damn outright stupid, to boot." Salkut proceeded to chase the whole lot of em aroind the ship while shouting profanity.

The ship soon penetrated through the mist, knocking lightly against the beaches of the island. The ship moaned to catch everyone's attention, although it was obvious that one would notice due to the soft bump. Crashing noises and swearing came out of the kitchen as usual. Salkut stopped beating up on the battered and bloodied Deo, rushing to the side of the ship to look down to the sands. "An iiiisland! And not full of robot rubbish, to boooot!" He shouted, with glee in his voice.

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Yuki was still on the beach. He was dwelling inside a little round shelter made of snow though, that he obviously formed with his devil fruit. "Finally, it's not so hot in here." He said, laying down inside. A small group of people that belonged to the nearby town were staring at the snow fort, puzzled as to how snow could have possibly appeared on the hot sandy beaches.

Then, out of nowhere it seemed, the snow started to shake and it fell apart in some spots, just barely holding together. Yuki looked outside to see what caused his fort to fall to ruins. He then noticed the ship, which must have caused the ground to vibrate slightly when it bumped into the shore, causing the snow to become unstable. "Stupid ship." He whined, crossing his arms. His countenance then changed. "That looks like..." A smile began appearing on his face now. "A pirate ship!"

He then sprouted up from his position and continued to watch the ship. He wanted to see the crew get offboard, to see if they were good or bad pirates.

[Suiken no Hatori]

Sanada got off the ship. and saw a snow fort standing on the beach.
He called out to the guys.
"Oi guys. A snow fort on a sandy beach while it's rather hot isn't normal eh?"

[Deathtanz Mantisk]

Salkut hopped off, landing next to Sanada. Once there, the mist magically began to spread out and vanish, making it once again possible for one to see something. Salkut stared at the surroundings. A beach of tidy sand. Warm enviroment. Multitudes of palm trees. Tall grass and flowers.

...And then a snow fortress.

Salkut turned his head slightly to notice some slightly short-ish guy, dressed up as if he was standing in the middle of the North Pole. Salkut blinked a couple of times, having an expression of utter confusion of his face. Eventually he began speaking quietly to Sanada: "Thiiiis is it, weird-eyes... We've entered... We've..." He took his time to swallow a lump at least the size of a boulder. "This muuust be... The legendary island of great iiiiidiots!"

[Monkey D. Luffy]

"Hmm...they look harmless." Yuki thought to himself, looking at the two who jumped off the boat. He then started to walk towards them. He then asked the two, "You're pirates, yes?"

[Deathtanz Mantisk]

"...Giiiiiiiiive us a hint on what answer gives us the best possible resuuults." Salkut replied in a meek manner, looking as if he was ready for everything. He was convinced now on what this island would be.

Suddenly, he began lecturing himself out loud: "The iiiisland of legends. The land of great idiots. They tooooold me of it back in North Blue... The island inhabitated by idiots, whooo lure travellers to themselves with theeeeir voices. Once there, the idiots turn the traaaaavellers into more idiots with their woooords and actions. Their answers make no seeeense... The island makes no seeense...! And that is what drives the trespassers insane!"

He began pointing at the snow fortress, his finger shaking as he went on: "Snoooow and tropical enviroment do not maaatch! That is a sign of sillyness aaaand idiocy!" He then pointed at Yuki, going on with his rambling as if he was in a trance: "Saaaaame for your clothes! You must be an idiot, toooo!" Oddly enough, he turned around to point at Sanada now, shouting even louder: "A-And whaaat's with your weird eyes, weeeeird-eyes?!"

OOC: ...This legendary island must be visited later on! Greatly inspired by sirens! ;o

[Suiken no Hatori]

Sanada looked at Yuki and shrugged his shoulders.
"Salkut. Would you please stop behaving like an idiot?"
Than he gave Yuki a piercing look in the eye.
"Devil Fruit?"

[New Dawn]

Jasper jumped out of the ship about at the time that Salkut was ranting about Yuki being an idiot. He looked from Salkut, to Yuki, and back to Salkut with a look of utter shock. “Did you just call this man an idiot completely out of the blue?! What’s wrong with you?” He turned to Yuki and spoke, “Terribly sorry, I’m sure that you a perfectly good er… not idiot.” He smiled and grew a sweat drop on the back of his head before remembering Salkut’s other question. He whipped around to face Salkut. “Hmm…. Maybe you’ve got a point about old creepy-eyes over there. Maybe he is an idiot.” He snickered to himself before noticing the oddly placed snow fort. “What the… Where did that snow come from?”