this story came about from posting in the “say a lie about the person above you” thread
i couldn’t come up with a lie for bang so i expanded on a previous lie… and well it ended up being a story….
it’s not very good and I didn’t bother rewriting…. so i left it the way i had originally posted it….
each paragraph is a post after someone else’s….
i divided it up into 4 sections…. to make it easier for anyone who decids to even read the whole thing….
so here is the adventures of bang and scyther^^
*oh and sorry scyther for making your character so simple minded…. he just came out that way…. and remember it’s all a lie ^___^
*note craby and tipsy are brothers…. not a couple…. someone once said they thought they were a couple…. their not…. i never mentioned it in the story since i thought they came off as brothers =/
here is list of names in the story and who they are on the form now:
Bang = Bangperan
Scyther = Still the same
Mistyque = I think she still has the same name
Fatty = Fullmetal Fatty
Aniki = Ryuuzaki Neko
Pony = ShadowPony
Jeremy = L lawliet
Wiiaboo = is still the same
Nobbunger = Yakuza
Camarse = is still the same
Godzilla = I think the it's still the same
Tipsy = Tipsynaruto
Carby = C.C
Spoiler:
bang is an android from the future who came to take over the world in the past because the people of the future were too powerful for him…..
after his invasion of the past failed due to the people of this time being much to smart for him….. he decided that maybe the dinosaurs would be easier to concur……
the android bang entered his time capsule and was on his way to the past once again…. once he arrived in the time of the dinosaurs, he was relieved for now his conquest of earth was at hand…. once he exited his capsule, he came upon a t-rex….. he decided his conquest will start with this beast….. bang charged his laser cannon and aimed for the defenseless beast and fired….. but to his surprise it simply side stepped his attack…. thinking this was just a fluke, he aimed and fired again…. but the beast only side stepped again…. in his anger bang fired again and again only receiving the same outcome…. it was then he realized that the dinosaurs were much to smart for him too….
after seeing bang at such a loss, scyther decided to aid his friend and traveled to the past to meet him…..
to bang’s relief scyther arrived just in time to save him from the t-rex as it was about to rip him in half….. with a simple thread of 8 feet that scyther had rapped around the beast’s neck and his own body weight he was able to toss it on to it’s back…. as the two friends overjoyed with their victory, a loud shrill was heard…. bang turned to see that the scream came from the beast itself…. with a titanic strike of it’s tail, the beast rose up in shear anger and tossed scyther into a tree…. bang’s savior apparently forgot to let go of the thread…. the t-rex continued it’s assault by smacking him into tree after tree…. and to bang’s amazement scyther never once thought to just let go of the thread…. bang smacks his head at his friends lack of common sense, while thinking “this guy was supposed to save me”…. it seems that the beast is truly smarter than both bang and scyther….
at that moment the jungle queen mistyque arrived to see the carnage…. she lifted her bow and notched an arrow…. with her precise aim she fired and severed the thread, freeing scyther from his pain….
before scyther’s body hit the ground, a large shadow quickly snatched him from the air and ran off into the jungle with him…. seeing such a thing happen, bang could only blink in surprise, leaving himself open for an attack from the giant beast…. as the beast readied itself to strike him with it’s tail, mistyque quickly grabbed bang’s hand and pulled him deeper into the jungle…. as they ran for their lives the t-rex gave chase, it’s thundering footsteps resonating in the jungle….. mistyques made a sharp left and quickly slide under an overturn tree straight into a cave's opening, all the while dragging bang along…. in the cave bang could see scyther on the ground unconscious and next to him was the large shadow…. he watched as mistyque walked up to the shadow and began to pet him….. she turned to bang and said “this is fatty…. i’m his master”
after some interdictions, mistyque asked “so were are you guys from”….. scyther thought it was best not to tell the locals that they were from the future out to concur their time and bang agreed to that…. so bang said “were from the north continent and we seem to have gotten lost”….. mistque seemed skeptical about all this, but decided not to pay it any mind…. “so were are you headed then… maybe I can help you” she asked…. “were not lost as to our place…. but in how to proceed” scyther replied…. “then you should go to see the great oracle master aniki” “he will be able to tell you what you should be doing” she stated…..
Spoiler:
when they finally arrived to see aniki, mistyque warned them to be careful of the masters hands….. for they hold great power…. aniki welcomed his guests and bid them to have a seat…. mistyque sat across from him, while bang and scyther sat on his sides…. the master asked what help were they in need of…. then it happened, bang felt it…. he turned to scyther, the look on his face said he felt it too…. the master truly had powerful hands, they were fast…. bang and scyther quickly got up and moved away from the master….. with utter shock on their faces, they faced the master…. he simply shrugged, like there was no big deal in him caressing their thighs…..
aniki bid them to reseat themselves…. but the two felt uncomfortable, scyther begged mistyque to change seats with him, but she refused…. so he decided to just stand next to her… bang simply went and sat with fatty on the floor…. aniki was not very thrilled with the new seating arrangements, so he refused to help until they seated themselves next to him…. bang protested “I don’t like men in that way”…. aniki replied “good, you shouldn’t if you don’t want too”….. this statement only confused them further…. scyther asked “what do you mean, aren’t you like that”….. aniki turned red and stated “i’m a girl”….
(aniki is really a he…. I made him a she because of some funny conversation we had during the last LPW)
it was at that moment a handsome young man entered the room…. aniki introduced him as her husband jeremy….
aniki saw the way jeremy was looking at mistyque, a great sadness came over her at that moment.... a noise could be heard from outside.... aniki's pony had returned from his deliver.....
jeremy went to the door, to see what pony had returned with.... the oracle master knew that these visitors would come to seek her help.... so she sent pony out to retrieve some herbs she needed to create the time potion and pony arrived just in time.... aniki was grateful for this for now jeremy would be occupied with other matters.....
while walking to the door jeremy couldn't help but take one more look at mistyque.... fatty saw him doing this and through out a curse at him.... she was his master and no one was going to take her....
jeremy was stunned at the words that came out of fatty’s mouth…. to think anyone can spill such curses so easily…. but than again the monster was known for his unique vocabulary…. jeremy decided it was best not to replay, for fear that fatty might start a fight and so he went on with his business of searching through the items pony brought back….
after shifting through the contents, jeremy set pony free to graze out front for his morning meal…. he then handed the items to aniki who started to mix them together creating a green liquid…. after drinking the foul substance, aniki turned to face bang and scyther ignoring mistyque….. mistyque sensed her malice but ignored it, or at least tried too…. the liquid that she drowned gave her the power to see into the future for a short time…. in moments her eyes glazed over and she peered off into the distance, seeing things that no other could see… when she came to she had obtained the knowledge that her visitors needed in order to win….. she told them they must go see a charm master….. a fearsome creature that went by the name wiiaboo
bang asked what a charm master was…. jeremy stated that such a creature has the power to control all kinds of animals…. even the likes of the t-rex who out smarted them before…. with such a master at their side no beast will be smarter then them…..
but before they could get to the charm master they must pass through nobbunger's kingdom and he is not very found of new comers......
aniki said that pony will lead them through nobbunger’s kingdom and to wiiaboo…. bang and scyther stood and readied themselves to leave….. outside mistyque started to walk off, she then turned and said “i’ll be going now, you boys are on your own”…. with their thanks given and good byes said bang and scyther set off with pony to find wiiaboo…..
Spoiler:
while walking bang couldn’t help wonder why the road they were on had a strong odor of poo (i wonder why that is fifa )….. at that moment his mind started to ponder on what could give it that smell….. after sometime he decided that the local wildlife must have contributed to it….. it was on this road that they came across an odd bundle…. scyther decided to investigate it, he thought it would be best to poke it with a stick…. so for the next hour things went like this….. poke, ouch, poke, OUCH!!!, poke, i said OUCH!!!, poke, will you stop that!!!, poke, what is wrong with you that hurts!!!!, poke, stop it stop it!!!!, poke….. the bundle rose up and turned out to be a boy in rages…. WHY WERE YOU POKING ME!!!!!..... pony quickly apologized to quill the boys anger, for he knew scyther will say something unique only to him would anger only anger the boy more…. it turned out the boys name was camarse…..
(the part with the poo had to do with me saying in the last LPW that fifa kitty “smelled like poo”... it was a spin of joke)
after seeing that scyther was a simpleton, camarse decided not to hold it against him…. “so were are you guys headed?” he asked…. pony answered “we are headed to see wiiaboo”….. “that’s a hard trip, first you have to cross nobbunger’s kingdom” “not something you want to do, are you sure you have to go see wiiaboo?” said camarse….. “yes we do” said bang…. “well i might know a way for you to get around his kingdom, but it’ll cost you”
bang, scyther, and pony went off to the side…. there they huddled together to discuses what they should do….. while the three were doing this, camarse decided to take the opportunity and snoop through their things…. first was bang’s bag, all he found was some tools…. well what did he expect, bang is a robot after all… next was pony’s bag, food, clothes, rope, a map, and a compose…. the essentials after all…. next was scyther, all that was found was one shoe…. camarse thought, “who carries around just one shoe?” “okay, i understand that this guy is missing a few cogs in the clock, so he wouldn’t have all the necessary things” “but just one shoe? i would understand if he had both shoes, but why just one?”…. he was dumbfounded, no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn’t figure it out…. at this time, the other three were done with their meeting…. “we’ve decided to take you up on your offer” said pony…. “so what do you want as payment?” said bang….. camarse replied “nothing much just……”
“nothing much, i just want to know why he is carrying around just one shoe?!!!!” camarse said all this while pointing at scyther and pulling his hair in frustration….
the truth is he was originally going to ask them to get him a picture of godzilla…. he had heard that the great beast was the only creature that wiiaboo could not control…. and so he wanted to see the animal for himself, but was to afraid too…. so he thought a picture would be the next best thing…..
but at last the great mystery of scyther would not leave him alone…. everyone turned to scyther, while he just looked on as though it was obvious why he would have one shoe….. “well, so why do you have one shoe?” asked bang…. scyther blinked, he said “it’s my back up”….. “back up to what?” asked camarse….. “it’s my back up, for if i lose one of the shoes i’m wearing” replied scyther……. “wait, but the shoe you have is a left shoe… how can that be a back up to both of your shoes” asked camarse….. “what do you mean o_O?” said scyther….. camarse’s anger flared at scyther…. how can someone not understand that…..
pony who was only watching decided it was best for him to step in before something unsightly happened…. knowing that scyther was a simple minded person, he decided to carefully word his questions….. “you see scyther, you are carrying around a left shoe as a back up right”.... “right” scyther replied…. “now what type of shoes fit on your feet” asked pony….. scyther answered “a left one on the left foot and a right one on the right foot”….. “right, now tell me your back up being a left foot, how can you use it on your right foot?” “do you understand scyther?” asked pony….. scyther thought for a moment, then understanding seemed to have dawned on him…. then it was gone….. “i don’t get it” he replied…..
shocked, camarse was going to kill him…. bang seeing this replied “it can’t be helped lets just leave it alone, you got the answer to your question camarse…. so tell us how to get to wiiaboo”
with a puff and stomp of his foot camarse gave in…. they were right after all he did answer his question….. “alright, in order to get around nobbunger’s kingdom you have to take the pepper mint road” said camarse…. “o.0, pepper mint road” said pony…. “hey!!, i didn’t name it…. carby is the one who did that”….. “who is carby?” asked bang…. “the person you have to see, he is the only one who knows were the road is”….. “take this road down to the very end, then go right, right, right, left, straight, and last make a left. his house is on the right, you can’t miss it, it’s pink and purple.”….. “wait, if we make three rights, right after another we’ll just end up back on this road” replied pony…. (i guess we know who the smart one is)…. “then a left and straight will bring us back here”….. camarse had to think about that one…. pony getting tired of the simpletons around him decided to answer for camarse “so really we just take this road to the end, then we make a left and we should find his house”….. “yeah, that’s right, hehehehehe….. i got confused” replied camarse
Spoiler:
the three musketries were on their merry way to vanquish the evil king who had betrayed the country…. with the roar of the horse’s huffs hitting the ground ringing in their ears, the three raced to the castle to save the princess….
“hey, narrator what are you talking about…. you got the wrong story!!” yelled bang at the sky….. “oops, sorry about that”….. okay….
bang, pony, and scyther are currently standing outside carby’s house… “it really is pink and purple O_O” said bang…. “it is pink and purple” said scyther…. “should we knock now?” asked bang….. “should we knock?” replied scyther…. “stop copying me scyther!”…. “righty-o” replied scyther….. pony knocked on the door….. a tall lanky fellow opened it, he seemed to be mad….. “what do you want!”…. “um… are you carby?” asked pony….. “don’t insult me!!!” he barked out…. “ok…. then can we speak to him”….. “he’s not in, so go away!”….. “whose at the door tipsy” said a very kind voice…. “some weirdos asking about you” he replied…. “really, we have visitors” said a tall skinny fellow, as he skipped his way to the door….
the minute carby arrived at the door he squealed in delight upon seeing pony…. “here we go again” said tipsy…. in his hysteria carby jumped forward and hugged pony around the neck…. “a pony!!!.... i love ponies!!!” he replied…. poor pony was scared to death, but couldn’t do anything…. he feared that if he said the wrong thing carby would refuse to help them…. carby then ran inside, only to return with a plate of apples…. while feeding pony the apples, he would pet him from time to time and say “what a pretty pony”…. tipsy got tired of all the drama and suggested that they all leave the doorway and go into house…. “o-my, were are my manners come in, come in” replied carby….
lets take this time to take a look at the characters we left behind…. “are you sure it’s a good time to do that, narrator?” asked pony while carby was still petting him…. he was begging and pleading with his eyes to the narrator to save him….. “yes, now be quite and let me begin!”
currently we are outside the oracle master’s house…. an argument can be heard coming from inside… it appears aniki and her husband jeremy are fighting once again… “you were looking at her!!!.... you love her don’t you, just admit it”…. “no I wasn’t!!!.... and you’re the only one i love” jeremy stated while trying to grab aniki’s hand…. aniki moved away in anger and began to cry again…. “yes you do, you think i’m fat and old….. while she… she is still young, skinny and pretty…. i hate you!!!!”…. jeremy reached out once again for aniki, but this time he grabbed her and pulled her into his arms…. “none of that is true, you’re the most beautiful creature i’ve ever lad my eyes on and no one” she turned her face from him and he turns it back “and no one can compare to you” he stated in his most romantic voice….. “do… do you really mean that” aniki asked with loving eyes…. "with all my heart and soul” jeremy confessed…. ahhh what a loving couple^^
“hey narrator are you going to save me now” begged pony…. “in the next post pony, maybe”….. “wait what do you mean by maybe?!!!.... hey don’t leave, get back here!!!!”
well lets now get back to the real heroes of this story…. wait did i say heroes i meant villains…. pony, bang and scyther entered carby’s house, like the outside the inside was very pinkish and purplish… “man you sure like pink and purple carby” said scyther…. “what, no i don’t i like the color blue” he said this with a very large smile on his face… “tipsy is the one who loves pink and purple, he decorated this entire house” he spun around in a circle with his hands up high while saying this…. “to tell you the truth i really hate it, but he loves it and i didn’t have it in me to break his poor wittle heart”…. shock, that’s the only way i can describe it, they were all in shock…. “wait your telling me, this mean guy has this kind of taste?” bang blurted out…. “you got a problem with that!” said tipsy…..
tipsy was mad…. no correction mad was his normal mood, after bang’s comment he was steaming now…. “so what if he liked pink and purple, there was nothing wrong with that” he thought to himself glaring at carby’s guests…. “why do people always have to pick on me about my taste” his mind trailed on…. not being able to take it anymore he stomped his foot and left the room…. “wait tipsy!!! don’t get mad they didn’t mean it!” called carby after him with his out stretched hand… “uhhh sorry i think i might have hit a nerve there” bang apologized while rubbing the back of his head… “oh don’t worry about it, he’ll be fine” said carby……
tipsy stomped his way into the kitchen…. he walked over to the stove and pulled it open…. sticking his hand in he pulled out some cup cakes… still holding the tray he walked over to the island and placed them on it, he then removed them and placed them on a cooling tray…. while they were cooling he walked over to the pantry and removed a box full of icings and toppings…. his first instinct was to grab the pink icings… but then he stopped himself remembering what happened before…. “i’ll show them i can use other colors” he said out loud as he picked the blue icing instead….
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lol it's supposed to be a lie.... if you sound like a girl in the story then in real life your really a manly man
you should be happy at least i didn't make pink and purple your favorite colors
then again at least i didn't make you a perverted overly emotional girl like fifa kitty ^___^
can't remember who it was that said they thought you and tipsy were a couple.... i just remember someone saying....
lol that's why i had to write that in just in case other people got confused....
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07-31-2008
)….. at that moment his mind started to ponder on what could give it that smell….. after sometime he decided that the local wildlife must have contributed to it….. it was on this road that they came across an odd bundle…. scyther decided to investigate it, he thought it would be best to poke it with a stick…. so for the next hour things went like this….. poke, ouch, poke, OUCH!!!, poke, i said OUCH!!!, poke, will you stop that!!!, poke, what is wrong with you that hurts!!!!, poke, stop it stop it!!!!, poke….. the bundle rose up and turned out to be a boy in rages…. WHY WERE YOU POKING ME!!!!!..... pony quickly apologized to quill the boys anger, for he knew scyther will say something unique only to him would anger only anger the boy more…. it turned out the boys name was camarse….. 
