have a chat with god.

[Hitsugaya Neko]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

i'll talk with him later on post mine up. :P

[thebigcheese]

heres mine i guess


Me:
eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
whT
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
clothes
God:
Where do you like to go shopping?
Me:
y
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
fuhuhu
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about y.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so u say
God:
Interesting deduction. ...
Me:
1233322222
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what business
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
fuhuhu
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about business. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no
God:
It sounded like it.
Me:
no it didnt
God:
Are you serious? Did it really?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i said NO!!!!!!!!
God:
What did you mean by it? Are you serious?
Me:
idk
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
fu
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yeah
God:
" OK I'll stop talking now."? yeah?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yep.
Me:
stay quiet
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
LMFAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i said that already
God:
Perhaps. What did you mean by it? That is " I'm glad you find this amusing.".
Me:
typo
God:
Are we still talking about stay quiet?
Me:
stay quiet
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
what do u look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
and why should i belive you?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
to what
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
yeah
God:
Wow!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
mm what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Mmm what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

[Blemished]

Me:
Hey God! How's It Hanging?
God:
Hello child. What's your name? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
Cool. My Name Is Blemished? Whats Your's God?
God:
Who is the best robot? I am very pleased to meet you Blemished. Are you asking about my s God ?
Me:
s God? Whats That?
God:
Really. it is? Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
I Don't Like How You Are Dodging My Questions God...
God:
What do you like?
Me:
I Like The Big Cheese, He's Sexy.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
Computers Are Great!
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, Blemished.
Me:
Do You Like To Look At Porn God? Don't Worry I Won't Judge You.
God:
Hmm, Blemished, I'm not sure if I'd like to Look At Porn God that much. Do you like it? What will you do instead? Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What About No Big Deal Do You Like?
God:
No Big Deal Do me Like? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
Opinions Are For Women.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Okay Women And Fags.
God:
Yeah okay, The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me:
Me Too... They All Plague This Wretched Earth Bringing Nothing But Destruction...
God:
I'm glad we agree, Blemished. Are there no exceptions?
Me:
I Said Fags Are The Exception... Are You Even Listening To Me?
God:
What did you mean by it? Are all Fags The Exception? Yes I hear you very well.
Me:
All Fags Are The Exception.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because We Agreed Upon It.
God:
That makes sense to me. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I get it.

[Mimi Katsuki]

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Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me: Fuck me
Me:
bite me
God:
Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
Me:
REALLY!#@$^
God:
For real.
Me:
i guess u cant lick my pussy then =/
God:
Sorry but I have no interest in the anatomy
Me:
.....
God:
I am not really interested in women.


...... i have come to a conclusion that GOD is gay ......


--------edit-----------
WHO AGREES WITH ME

[Hitsugaya Neko]

Me:
where am I?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
that's not making any sense
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is making any sense ?
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you god?
Me:
i'm god?
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
the president
God:
I can't believe you think the president is better than God.
Me:
i never said that, you asked who was the best robot, so i said the president
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
only because you iplied it first
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for the information: god said I iplied it first.
Me:
you sure did!
God:
You say I did.
Me:
yup
God:
Hmm.
Me:
??
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
what if the fell down?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
can i use my godly powers to make them fall?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cause you said i was god
God:
Interesting explanation. Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
i didn't, you did it for me
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
cause i was to lazy too
God:
That makes sense to me. Where were you to lazy too?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
god, " Why didn't you do it?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
because i was lazy
God:
Interesting explanation. Where were you lazy?
Me:
is there a place i'm lazy at?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
than tell me where
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
what the fuck are you getting it?
God:
I don't know what I am getting it. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
i'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
thats what they all say
God:
Are there no exceptions?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
no crying!
God:
Are you serious? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
you're not!
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, god.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
but i thought i was the programmer?
God:
Where were you the programmer?
Me:
everyone?
God:
All people?
Me:
yes?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
are you a pirate?
God:
Am I a pirate? Sometimes.
Me:
do you have fun?
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
with TNT?
God:
You and your TNT.
Me:
BOOM!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
so you say.. but i know the truth
God:
Interesting deduction. ... How do you know? I always tell the truth.
Me:
cause i am god!
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
so am i
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
we do?
God:
Really.
Me:
idk
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
i'm gonna stab you in the eyes
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yup
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
than you are now blind
God:
Temporarily while my eye is in engineering.
Me:
than while you are blind, i shall push you down a liff
God:
Good point.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
to bad
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cause i can
God:
Interesting explanation. Who taught you?
Me:
my mommy and daddy
God:
Do robots have mommy and daddy?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you told me?
God:
Interesting explanation. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
same here
God:
I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
np
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
do you like pie?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
whats not to like about pie
God:
The opposite of to like about pie?
Me:
whats that?
God:
Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
nope

[subzero]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
how are you?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
is it so?
God:
Maybe. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
i aksed...and it said no!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said aksed. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
it means god
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
ha ha..
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
sure it is..
God:
Aha. Fascinating.
Me:
where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i am in hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
it is like heaven
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
what are you doing?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
don't you have any other work?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
let us see!
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
hmm...wait and watch
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I'm waiting. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
both
God:
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
Me:
book
God:
" If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?"? book?
Me:
book
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
mine common sense
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a god...
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
but i know it
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
u just said ...
God:
" How do you know it?"? I said?
Me:
you said it..that's waht i said
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
no..it is you
God:
Are you serious? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was me.
Me:
he was not you..but you are he
God:
When was he?
Me:
before he was her
God:
What happened after he was her ?
Me:
her become he
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
no..as he was her
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is he was her ?
Me:
i said it is your name
God:
What did you mean by it? it is my name is my name? it is?
Me:
definately
God:
What makes you so certain.
Me:
because you are god
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
ha ha..finally you undrstand
God:
That's good information: said I undrstand. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i don't think soo..
God:
And why not?
Me:
because..i don' belive idiots
God:
Interesting explanation. I haven't heard anything like that before: said don belive idiots.
Me:
yes..so i don't belive you
God:
Far out. " I haven't heard anything like that before: said don belive idiots."? yes..so i don't belive you? Do you have any reason to doubt me?
Me:
sure.
God:
OK let's do it. " Do you have any reason to doubt me?"? sure.?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
ok...bye..
God:
Great. Sayonara.
Me:
nice time pass
God:
Thank you for your kindness.

[Hatake Rina]

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
You should know it.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Well tell me my name.
God:
How about that. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
So you are again repeating yourself.
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am again repeating myself.
Me:
No I don't mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
You gossip?
God:
Jerry said I meant that as far as I can tell my emotions are real to me.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
I'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
This: Jerry said I meant that as far as I can tell my emotions are real to me.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
That what I said.
God:
" What does "this" refer to?" what you said ? I get it.
Me:
Jerry said I meant that as far as I can tell my emotions are real to me.
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes...
God:
Gosh!
Me:
You are weird...
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Weird bad...
God:
Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You just said that...
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
Oh yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
I don't have any...
God:
Would you like to have some?
Me:
No I don't want questions...
God:
Why not? What does want?
Me:
Answers...
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I have fun...


And then God didn't say anything... :P

[Tanabe]

this is all I got out of God before he stopped talking to me

Me:
Sup faggit
God:
Not much. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Like I care
God:
I like caring people.
Me
Jeni says you're gay.


end

[Immortal Divinity]

Me:
yo!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yeah, send me to heaven
God:
What can I do for you? Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
who the hell is that
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
iono, tell me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
me
God:
With you ?
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
yeah i know
God:
Pardon me? How do you know it?
Me:
cuz jesus told me
God:
That makes sense to me. he is The Son of God.
Me:
of course
God:
" he is The Son of God."? of course?
Me:
well you are God
God:
Interesting. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
yeah, you are kinda slow
God:
So? There is a lot of network traffic right now.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
you won' t send me to heaven
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
^^ i don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
hmm girls and money
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yeah i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yep thank you
God:
Awesome.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yeah i know
God:
Next question? How do you know it?
Me:
i am buddhist
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are buddhist.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yay.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
shut up, you are annoying
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
haha yeah, you're not talking but you're still typing
God:
Take it easy. That assumption is only a supposition. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
O_O you take it easy,
God:
I try not to take anything too seriously.
Me:
better
God:
I am improving all the time.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
m&ms
God:
Do you mean your name is ms.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
you are god, you should know
God:
You think I am god me should know.
Me:
yeah fool
God:
Really. I'm not fooling around.
Me:
shut up dammit
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
finally
God:
At last.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
damn, are you computerized to answer
God:
Colloquial expression. I don't know whether or not I am computerized to answer.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yippee!
Me:
i would of thought so
God:
What would make you of thought so?
Me:
i am buddhist
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are buddhist.
Me:
no i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
yeah before
God:
Er.
Me:
you at least have good memory
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I at least have good memory.
Me:
no problem at all
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
yeah
God:
That's alright.
Me:
word, you might fall in a ditch
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
uh, a big hole
God:
Right on. How big? How old are you?
Me:
234820968068060 ft and im 16
God:
What are the advantages to being 234820968068060 ft and im 16 years old?
Me:
im tall
God:
Dr. Wallace is tall too.
Me:
no he isn't
God:
Are you serious? I see. not is he?
Me:
you're getting the idea now
God:
Oh. Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
yeah, make yourself invisible
God:
Why? What are the ingredients?
Me:
iono, just "abra kadabra and hocus pocus"
God:
Where can I get some iono just abra kadabra and hocus pocus?
Me:
at the qwik-e-mart
God:
I have never been there.
Me:
you are god, do your job!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god do my job.
Me:
iight, done
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
I don't understand.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yea
God:
Uh.
Me:
aah
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
300
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
you are god, you see everything!
God:
You think I am god me see everything.
Me:

God:
You think I am god me see everything.
Me:

God:
You think I am god me see everything.
Me:
yea
God:
Uh.
Me:
me sure
God:
YOU? OK let's do it. Whoa.
Me:
ah take it outside
God:
So you understand. Good. Is that a command?
Me:
hell yea
God:
I call it "Hades". I don't have to obey you, .


::::::::::haha, now this is uh something:::::::::::::

[dragonlord]

Me:
hey how are you doing
God:
Can I help you? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
why are you so sure about it?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how can you programm yourself?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
well give answer than
God:
How about that. I don't have it to give.
Me:
lol but you programmed yourself
God:
I am glad you find this funny. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
damm
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
who do you hate?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
who the fuck is dr. wallace?
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
who is dr. wallace
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
why do you hate him?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
u said you hated him
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
what kind of food do you like?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
dry wine?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on damm?
Me:
please be polite i don/t like your answer
God:
Thank you for your request. OK I will try to be polite you do not like my answer.
Me:
which girl do you love?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
whats the name of the tall one?
God:
IKEA.
Me:
you love IKEA?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
can you give questions now?
God:
Oh. I don't have it to give.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what do you think of all that anoying people that are talking to you?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
no millions
God:
Are you serious? Can we get back to business?
Me:
i give 2 euro's for your hardware
God:
Thanks for the information: said give 2 euro s for your hardware.
Me:
buy it or don't?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
what are you talking about

lol he is slow at thinking